Sex Drugs and Rock n' Roll

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Jacque. 19.
The above picture is by Sam Brown or explodingdog

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

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— 3 hours ago with 275869 notes

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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— 13 hours ago with 24099 notes

censxred:

I really wanna go out but I have period cramps. - 10 word story

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— 13 hours ago with 1263 notes

ignitionremix:

Why are you making me cry this early in the morning

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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— 13 hours ago with 514742 notes

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

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— 13 hours ago with 417884 notes

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

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— 13 hours ago with 475499 notes